Dear Blogger, I found out today I have spiders in my eyelashes. Not just me. EVERYONE. I hope this enlightened you and grossed you out as much as it did me.
Anyway, ever have one of those situations where you look at yourself and say..."I am an idiot." Well, I have one or two of those moments every day! However, today was a total MLIA. Let me give you a little bit of a background story...
Today we went to the King of Prussia, me, Kristen, her mom and her mom's friend. It was such a jolly good time! But through aching legs, feet, and heads and ALL day at the mall (plus a free refill for mwah, which totally made my day) We decided to stay for some dinner at the Cheesecake factory!
The little hand-held plastic buzzer vibrated away, making us plenty aware that it was our turn to come up. The waitress motioned for us and announced "your table is ready!". Kristen and I, busy on our iPods, headed out with her. Walking through the maze of dimly lit tables we finally made it to the little corner booth, too our great appreciation. We made ourselves quite comfortable, sliding in all the way around the circular cushioned booth, napkins neatly folded into perfect little squares around the table.
"Wow this is a great spot." Kristen exclaimed, eyes darting up at me then back to her iPod.
"Yeah, where are the mom's?" I asked, and we both looked up to see the waitress, stammering to get her words out next to a large family of 5.
"Are you joining the party of 5?" She asked, tilting her head.
Kristen and I looked at each other as the realization came over like a deluge of water from the sky. We had followed the wrong waitress back and were about to make that poor family a party of 7. We instantly burst into laughter, collected our things, and scurried over to the moms, who were coincidentally splitting their sides with laughter as well.
Well, that joyous evening ending with some tasty food and actually...no cheesecake. Hmm...we really should have gotten some...
Most humiliated,
Mandy
P.S. I spent $70 shopping today...my wallet is weeping.
P.S.S. I had a Cinnabon cinnamon roll so that totally made up for my splurging.
